Helston locals
The locals on Helston bowling green persistently tried to get Spotty dog and myself to join them because they needed what they called ‘young-blood’ especially that of ladies. Spotty dog and myself...
View Articlename that plant
On a Falmouth street an elderly gentleman caught me gazing into his front garden, admiring the plants. He came out and apologised that his wife, who maintained the garden, wasn’t available to give me...
View Articledon’t call Brett
In different Falmouth stores Spotty dog and I simultaneously whipped out our new-fangled plastic cards to pay for lovely pressies. Much to our suprise these words greeted us: “we don’t take cards...
View Articleduckies
A Sunday afternoon in Helston. Spotty dog and I had confused Helston and Helford. Thinking we were catching a bus to the seaside town of Helford we caught a bus to the inland town of Helston. As we...
View Articlechampers with that?
The day after my outstandingly fabulous Birthday party: Spotty dog: last night you said you were going to give up drinking, become a vergetarian, start cooking and join a gym Wendy: gosh, I was...
View ArticleSouthseas rockabillies
What better place to plan a summer holiday than in a sunny Southsea Diner where the rockabillies are literally bouncing? After two cups of coffee I was also bouncing of the red plastic benches while...
View Articlewelcoming committee
Someone told the Torino police that Spottydog and I were visiting for the weekend. The welcoming committee waited for us and followed us on the local protest against education cuts. Excellent...
View Articletoo hot to be fabulously british
spotty dog: Nice jacket, Jack Wills? wendy: yes, when I got back from the US I felt an overwhelming need to wear something fabulously british, this looked like a boating jacket spotty dog: but you...
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I like this haircut, it suits you Hooray! All the comments about my hair to date have been observations and not value judgements. This was a cheering moment because my scatty memory has mislaid the...
View Articleout of the closet
wendy: I’ve recently realised that I’m a cross-dresser Spottydog: (laughs) are you serious? I’ve known that for ages! wendy: well obviously I suspected, what with all the trousers and buying mens...
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